You grab the mic at karaoke
Prepare to sing your heart out to Hallelujah
You move yourself to tears
You really like the sound of your own voice now don't ya?
You've been this way since you were born
A dick but hey, boys will be boys
And you have got permission to be shit
Been told that you're the best of God
Everyone else can f*ck themselves
Cause you still wanna suck your mama's tits
So tenderly your heart aches
You hope everyone's heart breaks
You're such a f*cking nice guy
One of the last gentlemen
And you can play the guitar
Taught yourself in the den
And you'll spend hours on OnlyFans
Then comment "f*cking slut"
You'll say "daddy's watching you now"
"There's no way in hell that he's proud"
Yeah, you're a good boy
Your mama said it's true
And it's clear
You've got mommy issues
Tuesday at the club
You've got your buddies there to wingman you a conquest
You better stare her up and down and put your hand on her
To feel if she's the one
Nobody understands you and you feel that you're important in your bones
So let her f*cking sue you
You're not gonna take no shit from some fat chick
At the club on a Tuesday
So tenderly your heart aches
A silent tear rolls down your face
Poor baby
You're such a f*cking nice guy
One of the last gentlemen
And you can play the guitar
Wonderwall in the den
And you'll spend hours on OnlyFans
Then comment "f*cking slut"
You'll say "daddy's watching you now"
"There's no way in hell that he's proud"
Yeah, you're a good boy
Your mama said it's true
And it's clear
You've got mommy issues
Oooohhh
Yeah you're a nice guy
One of the last gentlemen
And you can play the guitar
Deep Purple again
And you'll spend hours on OnlyFans
Then comment "f*cking slut"
You'll say "daddy's watching you now"
"There's no way in hell that he's proud"
Yeah, you're a good boy
Your mama said it's true
And it's clear
You've got mommy issues