One Night Video (MV)

Flash cars, champagne rooms
F*ck that, jump in an Uber to 'Spoons
Better yet, pop to the offy next door
How many cans can I get for a score
Making a plan for the night that's in store
How many man can I list on the door
Triple A's in case we wanna explore
Bring your plus ones plus one or two more
3 or 4 beers for the boys that I'm with
4 or 5am still getting 'em in
5 or 6 pound for a pint takes the piss
I'm cheap so I snuck in the flask on my hip
Obstreperous. Shots all round
Feel generous. Yeah I've got your round
Last orders. Better get these down
Who's calling the cab? After party bound
Oh my days

Taking forever to leave like the EU
Can't get a Jäger Bomb, used to get two
Lads on the 9 to 5 need to let loose
Half 2, we bust out the best moves
We show up - didn't always intend to
Show ourselves up - always expect to
Not here to impress you, bruv I'm not dressed to
Brother why's everyone drinking except you
You must be driving. I'm on the fairway
If not for my birdie your bird would be fair game
Bars so wordy I see you're impressed, mate
Bar's too crowded, I'm on to the next, mate
Approach the door so I'd best ring the bell - round one
Might have a dance - get around in son
Double Belles - get 'em down in one
There's a chance that we won't make it out this one
What the f*ck

I can't see straight anymore, but I know what I'm looking for
One night with you, come on
Be my love
Don't want you on IG, just wanna feel your heat
Come let's get outta here

We're winging it. What's next lads, where to
Freestyling on the night like I'm in the booth
Where I'll slay my verse on the deadest tune
Got more bars than JD Wetherspoon
And more girls than your local
I can have them around here with a phone call
Knocking on my door like the postal
I don't care if your bird was teetotal
She can still leave here smashed.
Wallop! Wake next day with a rash
Trollop! Look at the mess I've made
Pollock! Tell me to change my ways
Bollocks! That's how we do it on the outskirts of South London - Bromley
Northern birds still call me a cockney
Then give me the eyes like they want me
Eh up lad this lass is on me

I can't see straight anymore, but I know what I'm looking for
One night with you, come on
Be my love
Don't want you on IG, just wanna feel your heat
Come let's get outta here

Don't queue for shit, don't need ID
Don't know the bouncer but he knows me
Don't mind the boys, this lot are with me
So don't step to us like you're in our league
Some little mug throwing weight like he hits heavy
I threw a little one-two when he weren't ready
After party after one or two too many
Still went home without spending a penny
Tell a lie, think I done a fiver
On the cab back to mine after the all-nighter
DJ at the club, yeah his set was fire
But he didn't have shit on the Uber driver
Go slow. By now the head feels rough
No speed, no need to touch the stuff
Smoke weed? Used to have the occasional puff
To go sleep. Couple hours before I'm up

I can't see straight anymore, but I know what I'm looking for
One night with you, come on
Be my love
Don't want you on IG, just wanna feel your heat
I see your eyes on me, so will you be my love
Want you to dance on me, just wanna feel your heat
Come let's get outta here