Welcome, my friends,
To the holy town
Of El Salvador Barletta!
Uno, dos, tres, quatro, go!
"You can't play guitar
Unless you can do this
With your thumb."
"Agh, I'm dyin'."
"You know what's funny?"
"You just reminded me-
Ryan, he's got, uh, a blister
Right here, on his finger,
You know why?"
("Why?")
"Too much?
"Yeah, he's doing that, like,
In a movie theater."
"I've-I've never had that happen."
"He done-he did that at a movie theater."
"How long, the entire movie?"
"I guess so, he said it was the-"
("They go to watch frickin' Endgame.")
"The friction on her jeans or something."
"Jesus Christ!"
"I know, Ryan's-"
("How fast was that dude going?")
"Ryan-"
"Mach 5!"
"Three, two, one!"
"Let her rip!"
"F*ckin' tears her insides out."