I find it hard to sit with myself right now
I try to sleep but don't know how
I'm gonna get an Ultrasound
I hope the doctor's ultra-sound
Cos if he ain't tender
I'll be yelping like a hound
And as he waves his magic wand
I hope I don't wave mine back
Cos if he gets the wrong impression
He might book another session
I'm gonna get an Ultra Sound