Come one! Come all
Oh, mighty citizens of the great city of H.E.L.L
Lend me your ears
It is I! The Top Hat Cat
Your mayor, emperor, eternal enslaver
And the current holder of every seat on the city council
But who's keeping track
My omniscient eye has brought some troubling news to my attention this night
I have heard biddings of treason among the people who I've loved so dearly
It breaks a cat's heart to catch wind of such chicanery
But fear not
This child may claim to be the arsonist of prophecy
But they will become little more than a martyr for the unconforming
It will not be us that faces the fire today, my kittens
I will personally see to it that the Witch will burn at the stake for her insolence
And now if I may speak directly to the aspirant arsonist in question
You've had your fun now
Swallow your pride
Because now it's time to