It's Friday night, we've been chilling and looking for something to do
We're getting bored so I pick up the phone and call my main man Scoob
He's like
Why did you call me we're in the same room
Like bro, what should we do
We could go to the club
No we can't, that's stupid we'll never get in
Let's go to the club
No dude, I'm serious we're underage we can't
Let's go to the club
Are you even listening to me right now?
We could go to the club
We went to the club
It was crazy there were females everywhere
At the club
We be living and just chilling free of care
At the club
Where the party keeps on going through the night
At the club
When I'm thirsty they can only serve me sprite
At the club
It was crazy there were females everywhere
At the club
We be living and just chilling free of care
At the club
Where the party keeps on going through the night
At the club
When I'm thirsty they can only serve me sprite
Having a really good night got the models in the club
Everything was going right and the place was blowing up
And that's not a metaphor, that is literal I swear
All the people hit the floor, it was blown up by a bear
And he must have had a bomb, but I really couldn't tell
Then a wizard in a hat, waved a wand and cast a spell
Then the music all switched up into something by Adele
Everything was going right, then it wasn't going well
So I booked it for the door, as I left I saw a guy
He was crazy cause he had a crazy look up in his eye
Red hair, real creep, he gave me the heebiejeebies
Then I saw who it was, what the flip it's Lil Pasty
So I ran for the forest I was now up in the trees
Then I saw a UFO, and then it abducted me
Now I'm flying right by Mars, I asked them to take me back
Then they probed me and they laughed, and they dropped me in Iraq
So I had to book a flight, to the place that I reside
I went home and went to bed, man that was a crazy night
But it wasn't quite the end, wish it was, but it ain't
A week later I died from some flying manta rays
We went to the club
It was crazy there were females everywhere
At the club
We be living and just chilling free of care
At the club
Where the party keeps on going through the night
At the club
When I'm thirsty they can only serve me sprite
At the club
It was crazy there were females everywhere
At the club
We be living and just chilling free of care
At the club
Where the party keeps on going through the night
At the club
When I'm thirsty they can only serve me sprite
Man that's crazy that ain't even close to what happened to me
I'm on the dance floor getting funky then got punched by Mr. T
Then I woke up in a basement it was friggin dark as heck
Then I stood up from my chair realized a knife was in my neck
Ripped it out, cut a hole, in the door so I could leave
Got outside, looked around, I'm no longer with Scoo B
This must be Nicaragua I can tell just by the trees
Found some caged up manta rays, unlocked 'em set 'em free
I was walking down the street when something caught me by surprise
I accidentally got elected president of all these guys
I now own Nicaragua I must rule this land properly
Some dude called me an idiot so I nuked all his property
It's officially the beginning of World War III
I don't think this presidency thing is really built for me
I resigned from my position packed my things and then I leave
I steal a ship from pirates and then I head out to sea
I run into some trouble about thirty miles east
There's a gang of zombie pirates shooting cannon balls at me
I take a baseball bat and send them back before they can think
There's like twenty holes inside their ship and they're starting to sink
I befriended a bald eagle that was flying through the sky
I say Mr. Eagle would you care to give a man a ride
He says sure where are you heading I say take me to the club
He says no way that's where I'm going lets go turn this place up
It was crazy there were females everywhere
At the club
We be living and just chilling free of care
At the club
Where the party keeps on going through the night
At the club
When I'm thirsty they can only serve me sprite
At the club
It was crazy there were females everywhere
At the club
We be living and just chilling free of care
At the club
Where the party keeps on going through the night
At the club
When I'm thirsty they can only serve me sprite
At the club