Scoo B & Lil Pasty - Barz II Lyrics

First off, you know what it is if you heard Scoob
Crime solving dog, well you know I ain't no Blue's Clues
Who knew, rap could come this easy for these two dudes
Pasty and the Scoob, that's a story for the news crews

First off, you know what it is Sir Pasty
Rapping from the kitchen straight whipping up pastries
Mouth feeding fools and you know we dishing tasty
16 dropping tunes, teenage dream, call me Katy

With the pickles and the cherries
We're the bunch of sick canaries
With a nose that could impose
About a hundred dictionaries
Cause they got a lot of knowledge
And they all are literary
John Cena can't even see me dressed in military

When I'm dropping bars, you can know that they're the freshest
Barz is their best song, yeah we've heard all the mentions
Pasty and the Scoob coming at you from the setlist
We did it once before, now it's on for the next hit

When I'm doing chores, not a force to be messed with
Throwing apple cores on the horse of equestrians
Pull up to the store, gon' be sure I get the best fit
You know that you got it when you pour all the Nesquik

Dropping raps and stopping crimes
We ain't cops but we got lines
Lines so fresh and lines so fine
Abide the law and pay no fines
We got dough but won't take bribes
Said it 'bout a hundred times
Never need to improvise
Cause Pasty's on to better rhymes

Ant eater eating tons of ants up in Alabama
Ten cats sleeping that a mother frickin cats pajama
My moms mom is a mother frickin great old grandma
Orange carbonation tasting orange that's a glass of Fanta

Glass of Fanta thats fantastic
And these bars are mad elastic
Monolithic megasaurus
Park your car like it's Jurassic
Pasty and the Scoob on the track
And we rapping spastic
Barz II going platinum
All your raps are going plastic

Walking down the street I see a fire on the tour bus
Seeing double try and see if you can beat the four of us
We're hearing cries we know that you would like to see some more from us
Cake and Beanz was solid but we're better metamorphosis

Ooh
Mother Mary lived up in a shoe
Ooh
Coming with the fire out the blue
Ooh
Icicle bars got the flu
Ooh
Did it once before and now it's two

Up here getting froggy talking ribbits we need more toads
Mouse making noises and it's clicking like some morse code
2 Chainz cousin and you know I'm talking 4 Toez
Delivering the hot bars and no it's not Digiornos

She say do you love me
I tell her let's play Yahtzee
I only want full house
With Bob Saget, I'm sorry

Chicken nugs, I even bought em on the low key
Seven pugs, I even got em' on the white tee

And you know me
I don't watch the movie if it's gorey
Counting stacks has became a priority
Walking out the house I make a story

Wait what Scoo B
I'm like who, me?
You're the dude who's talking on the news like with the news team
Nah man I'm the dolphin chilling with the blue feet
I get that comparison a lot just like they knew me
You be acting like I'm super dumb wearing blue jeans
You think when I go into the sun I wear sunscreen
Who the heck am I to be caring 'bout the sun beams

Pasty's on the mind
He's finna bring the light
Could they reach the top
Man, I don't know they might
We're just one album in
And the futures looking bright
It's a quarter after three and I've been dabbing all night