Scoo B & Lil Pasty - Bikini Bottomz Lyrics

Pull up Bikini Bottom man, you know what's up
My boat swerving down the road, kelp shake in my cup
I see Larry, I see Gary, I see Patrick the Star
And when I need a great meal I don't gotta go far
I'm talking Krusty Krab, best restaurant in the sea
They got that Krabby Patty dude, that's some quality meat

Let's go
Hooray hooray, it's Leif Erikson day
And I be driving Rock Bottom can you tell me the way
I got Gary by my side, he's not much to say
Paint dripping on the walls, that's not okay, okay

Hop out the sandwich
I don't need a license to drive
And unlike food inspectors I stay alive
Got me staying in the dome call me water deprived
And when I need to crack a joke say 25

That's a good joke man but I hate to say
Season 4 third episode Gary went away
And if I'm being quite honest
I cried a lot that day

It was a very tough moment in my childhood
Dude that's kinda sad
Should we leave that in?

Are you ready kids I said aye aye captain
Nematodes pull up at your home, it's disastrous
Boat car, feeling like a star, call me Patrick
Call up on your phone, we gon' hash slinging slash this

Are you ready kids I said aye aye captain
Nematodes pull up at your home, it's disastrous
Boat car, feeling like a star, call me Patrick
Call up on your phone, we gon' hash slinging slash this

Chilling on a rock that the pioneers drove
Cause no matter where it goes, man a stove is a stove
Employee of the month man you can't mess with it
374, that's consecutive

Like Doodlebob you can face the eraser
Neptune the king but he gon' meet his maker
Mr. K frozen he gon' need a savior
Thermostat chilling turn meat into skaters
Turn to a clock, Squiddy's a numbskull
Ripping my pants, we gonna rumble
Under a rock, you is a dumbo
Switch up the M's, that is a wumbo

Pickles, sauce, spatulas are all that I carry
Cause I made my own box that is not imaginary
In this rock race y'all be chilling like Gary
Forget about YOLO man I'm living like Larry

Striped sweater, Dirty Bubble, Barnacle Boy
Squidward told me be the crane, so I harnessed the toy
One eyed green guy and I'm talking about plankton
I'ma put you in a grave, Smitty Withermanjenkens

Are you ready kids I said aye aye captain
Nematodes pull up at your home, it's disastrous
Boat car, feeling like a star, call me Patrick
Call up on your phone, we gon' hash slinging slash this

Are you ready kids I said aye aye captain
Nematodes pull up at your home, it's disastrous
Boat car, feeling like a star, call me Patrick
Call up on your phone, we gon' hash slinging slash this

I splash on your fish with the water
Robotic dog named Goddard

Hey wait whoa whoa whoa whoa
What?
What about the theme dude?
What theme? What are you talking about?
You know, the theme, the thing we've been rapping about the whole time
Spongebob
Sponge who?
You know, lives in a pineapple under the sea
The yellow sponge, he has a snail, Gary, you said his name
You said Gary
Dude, I don't know what you're talking about
I've been free styling this whole time
Right off the dome
Dude there's no possible way, you referenced specific characters
What? I'm just dropping bars
Hop off my Patty Wagon
Look, there you go again, another reference
What about the exact episode number you named earlier
Dude, you're being a real Squidward right now
Can we, can we just do the chorus thing

Are you ready kids I said aye aye captain
Nematodes pull up at your home, it's disastrous
Boat car, feeling like a star, call me Patrick
Call up on your phone, we gon' hash slinging slash this

Are you ready kids I said aye aye captain
Nematodes pull up at your home, it's disastrous
Boat car, feeling like a star, call me Patrick
Call up on your phone, we gon' hash slinging slash this