Do you ever shut up? - Do you ever shut up? - whoa [x4]
Why not gossip about Martina Hingis
You can rhyme her name with cunnilingus
"The US open's a piece of piss
When you're a little Swiss miss"
She's at break point, this song's about my breaking point
At the point of this break in the song
Why can't we all just get along?
Like Martina and her mom
Women tennis players aren't all dykes
And so what if we're on Fat Mike's
Record label
Cuz our cards are on the table
And you can say that it's just a house of cards
And we can say that you're just a bunch of retards
But you know that the truth is that our hearts
Are in the right place, you know we try hard
We give it our best shot
Then we give up and go home [x2]
Then we give up