I've had it with you and your friends
I got eyes in the back of my head
Get the f*ck away from me
Or I'll put you right over my knee
Count to three - I'll ruin all your fun
Count to three and then you better run
Count to three - I've had it up to here
Count to three - I'm gonna count to one two three
You better disappear
I'm twice the man you'll ever be
I got two brass balls to prove it, baby
I've been styling since you wore short pants
Now I'm taking names and kicking ass
Count to three - I'll f*ck up your good time
Count to three and listen to you whine
Count to three - it's past your bedtime, dude
Count to three - I'm gonna count to one two three
And then you better move
Count to three - I've had it up to here
Count to three - you better disappear
Count to three - I'll f*ck up all your fun
Count to three and now you better run [x4]
Count to three, yeah! [x3]
Count to three - count to three!