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Secretary - We Had Part of a Slinky, but I Straightened It Lyrics



Secretary - We Had Part of a Slinky, but I Straightened It Lyrics




This thing will grow if given the proper care
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery that will take you everywhere
There, I've reached an enlightenment climax just as you blew your load
Introducing a kind of sorcery... some brand of wizardry
Complimentary sexual massage is on the house
Top-notch fantasies dreamt up and acted in dreams
Cue the music, we're all feeling saucy tonight!
A nymphomaniac's favorite past-time
A businessman's stress-relief aid
Run amuck while tying knots
Name your price for the complete package
Life changing nights leaves me feeling a tad askew
This thing is ever so contrapposto
Leaving all eggs in one fragile basket
You'll get yours!
You'll get yours!
All your families will be disgraced, branded on your children's children's children
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This thing will grow if given the proper care
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery that will take you everywhere
There, I've reached an enlightenment climax just as you blew your load
Introducing a kind of sorcery... some brand of wizardry
Complimentary sexual massage is on the house
Top-notch fantasies dreamt up and acted in dreams
Cue the music, we're all feeling saucy tonight!
A nymphomaniac's favorite past-time
A businessman's stress-relief aid
Run amuck while tying knots
Name your price for the complete package
Life changing nights leaves me feeling a tad askew
This thing is ever so contrapposto
Leaving all eggs in one fragile basket
You'll get yours!
You'll get yours!
All your families will be disgraced, branded on your children's children's children
[ Correct these Lyrics ]
Writer: Cody Davis, Doug Walker, Evan Breese, Ian Johnson, Jay Kent, Toby Schmidt, Wil Spent
Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid

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