The Self-Destructing Washing Machines - Captain Crockett (The Pioneer) Lyrics

Captain Crockett in the woods
Gonna shoot'm a bar
Shoot the bar up y'know

Shot off his gun to the stars
Put a bullet hole through the quasar
In his rocket faster than the speed of light
Like there wasn't day or night

I'm trippin, he's now a buckskin astronaut
That's more than we were taught

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee
The greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so he knew every tree
Killed him a bear when he was only three
Daveyyyyy, Daveyyy Crockett King of the wild frontier
Daveyyyyy, Daveyyy Crockett King of the wild frontier

Up through the woods he's a marching along
Makin' up yarns and singin' a song
Itching for a fight and rightin' a wrong
Crazy as a bear and twice as strong
Daveyyyyy, Daveyyy Crockett King of the wild frontier
Daveyyyyy, Daveyyy Crockett King of the wild frontier

His land is biggest and his land is best
From grassy plains to the mountain crest
He's ahead of us all a beatin' the test
He follows his lengend into the west
Daveyyyyy, Daveyyy Crockett King of the wild frontier
Daveyyyyy, Daveyyy Crockett King of the wild frontier
Daveyyyyy, Daveyyy Crockett King...of...the...wild...frontier

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