The Self-Destructing Washing Machines - Gumby Jaws Revisited Lyrics

I never understood why my family hated me
But I knew they would, of the powers that be
All of them hated me
Right there and then, had to be

Never really had friends a lot
Mother was mentally ill a lot
She'd start fires in nurseries a lot
So we had to move a lot

I was never really cool
Never graduated high school
Stopped going when I was in 7th grade
Remember not doing much
And this fat gay gym coach
Kept pushing my neck
That's when I first realized the approach
I didn't wanna be him or heck

But that and a nickel won't get a bus
I like buses
I like the smell don't you
I'm down to live in one too

If someone asked you for a quarter
So they could play a song on the jukebox
And you gave them in order
They buy a cup of coffee instead

All hail Gumby Jesus

I never really understood why my family hated me
But I knew they would
Every last one of them

That's why