Served on Sunday - Chewbacca in Asda Lyrics

Took a little pill I thought it was an aspirin
Took another as I wasn't feeling nothing
All of a sudden I felt a funny tingling
My head was spinning I Had the urge for mingling
Damn Damn Damn
Mouth was dry, took a sip of whisky
Not a good move got me feeling frisky
Out to the motor my cheeky little mazda
I've got the munchies I better get to Asda
Oy Oy Oy

On my way to asda meet my pal Chewbacca oy oy oy

Get inside the store, feel a little ropey
Cos the drive there I had a little smokey
Kind of feeling, I'm going to throw a whitey
God bless this trolley, Im holding on too tightly
Damn Damn Damn
God its hot in here, I'm taking off my jacket
Before I know it, I'm naked and I've stacked it
Into the cornflakes, I sent the boxes flying
I'm lying starkers inside I'm really crying
Damn Damn Damn

Off my nut in asda i couldn't find Chewbacca oy oy oy

Sat inside the car keys in the ignition
Call me Tom Cruise, impossible the mission
Only a mile away intended destination
I'm yet to turn the key, engulfed in hesitation
Damn Damn Damn
Turn on the radio to find some inspiration
Eye of the tiger, fantastic motivation
I'm Hans Solo, the falcon is my mazda
Better make a move, where the Hell's Chewbacca
Oy, oy, oy

Off my nut in asda i couldn't find Chewbacca oy oy oy