I brought four pairs of pants
To the wedding reception
None of them matched
The shirt in my bag
Tried to impress strangers
I'll never see again
Well, I guess I mess that up
I wish I had some gin
To put these olives in
A beer will do for now
A beer will do for now
I wish I had some gin
To put these olives in
I'll have to wait until I go
To the store again
I wish I had some gin
To put these olives in
A beer will do for now
A beer will do for now
I wish I had some gin
To put these olives in
I have to wait until I go
To the store again
I have to wait until I go
To the store again