If you're younger than me and more successful than me
F*ck you
If you're younger than me and make more money than me
F*ck you
I'm sure you work harder
I'm sure you work smarter
But I don't wanna consider
I'm old, fat, lazy, white guy bitter
If you're younger than me and better looking than me
F*ck you
If you're younger than me and more charming than me
F*ck you
I'm sure you're more healthy
I'm sure that you're thinner
You might be fitter
But I'm old, fat, lazy, white guy bitter
I'm sure you're more handsome
And better with money
I'm sure that you're faster
And that you're more funny
You're all that glitters
But I'm old, fat, lazy, white guy bitter