The banana was for scale
But when she checked the mail
She found it was a world-wide web of lies
She couldn't send it back
And that was a fact
And so she thought she'd try it on for size
Beware what you buy
Beware what you buy
Beware what you buy
Cuz you can't send it back
Beware what you buy
Beware what you buy
Beware what you buy
Cuz you can't send it back