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Marzipan felt cooped up
In Freetown, USA
Cool Tapes wasn't working out
And she had to get away
She shut off her answering machine
And set out to find a brand new scene
Because Marzipan had a plan
To travel to other cartoon lands
To find all the cool ladies she can
To form the ultimate rocking band
She got Smurfette on lead guitar
And Gadget Hackwrench on the drums
With Natasha Fatale on upright bass
They had a beat, a thump and a strum
She got Lola Bunny on saxophone
And Teela tickling the keys
With April O'Neil on slide trombone
What more do you need
Marzipan took lead vocals and
Rhythm Carol guitar
They packed up everything they need
In a cartoon fleet of cars
They called themselves the Bechdel Test
And started touring at a furious pace
They just rolled into town tonight
And they're here to rock your face
Marzipan had a plan
To form the ultimate rock and roll band