My Mustache Wish Video (MV)

Oh how I wish mustaches weren't creepy
Then I'd grow one
That's what I wish

Oh how I wish
They were back in fashion
Without a beard
So it wouldn't look weird

I wish that they looked good
On guys like me
Who aren't fat dads
Over forty three

Oh how I wish
Mustaches weren't creepy
Then I'd grow one
Oh how I wish

Oh how I wish
Mustaches didn't tickle
When I kiss
Oh how I wish

Oh how I wish
Mustaches were tough
Then I'd grow one
Oh how I wish

And then everyone
Who was a guy
Could look so styling
If they only tried

Oh how I wish
Mustaches weren't creepy
Then I'd get one
Oh how I wish