Okay, you've convinced me
Your life is so much worse than mine
And yes, you have my sympathy
You're justified in your contempt
For everyone around you
You're right, the world is trying
To screw you over
It just goes on and on and on
I'm amazed that you've kept your composure
And we'll all miss you when you're gone
Isn't that what you want to hear
Complaining can be healthy
When it's kept in moderation
But you've pushed it far
Beyond an art form into obsession
And with each whiny word
You're getting more annoying
Than any of those things
That you feel the need to whine about
I'm astounded at you're lack of patience
And your gross intolerance
And I'm disgusted with your attitude
Towards destiny and fate
And what you think is fair
There's one thing I can say for you
At least you're consistent
You re-lose my respect for you each day
But I know that we should all forgive you
Because we know that's just your way
Isn't that what you believe
Complaining can be healthy
When it's kept in moderation
But you've pushed it far
Beyond an art form into obsession
And with each whiny word
You're getting more annoying
Than any of those things
That you feel the need to whine about
Complaining can be healthy
When it's kept in moderation
But you've pushed it far
Beyond an art form into obsession
And with each whiny word
You're getting more annoying
Than any of those things
That you feel the need to whine about
Jim