Sethifus - Ugly Christmas Sweater Lyrics

I get anxious when I see an evergreen tree
Covered in tinsel and lights
I start to perspire when I hear a choir
Singing Silent Night

My forehead starts to bead when the pastor reads
About shepherds hearing good news
My neck hair mats down when there's fruitcake around
And my feet flood my Christmas Shoes

My palms get wet when I see silhouettes
Of carolers out in the snow
It flows down my back when nuts start to crack
And I pit out underneath mistletoe

I love the Holiday Season and it makes me want to cry
I'm and Ugly Christmas Sweater but by New Year's Eve
I'm cute and dry
I'm cute and dry