Sethifus - Your Yard Is Evil Lyrics

Your yard is evil, your lawn's
A lush, green parasite
Nobody uses them, and to me
That doesn't seem right
And when you try to
Use a lawn you get harassed
People get angry and
Yell at you "get off the grass"

I propose without hesitation
That you spurn the Homeowner's Associ-i-a-tion
And lend your lawn to cultivation
To help increase urban vegetation

Your yard is evil, your lawn's
A lush, green parasite
Nobody uses them, and to me
That doesn't seem right
And when you try to
Use a lawn you get harassed
People get angry and
Yell at you "get off the grass"

With some tears, some blood, and some perspiration
We could decrease this fast food nation
And institute a healthy meal rotation
With our mini Farmville incarnation

Your yard is evil, your lawn's
A lush, green parasite
Nobody uses them, and to me
That doesn't seem right
And when you try to
Use a lawn you get harassed
People get angry and
Yell at you "get off the grass"

But I've gone on far too long
The day's not getting any cooler
And I have to go mow my lawn