If
If I
If I ever wander on by
Could
Could you
Flag me down and beg me to
Drop what I'm doing and sit beside you?
So did
Did they
Ditch us and leave us with nothing to say?
Where
Where we
Where we will wait for friends and family
To pass away or come in handy
Oh
Oh, dear
A rotten summer, a rotten whole year
Where
Where we
Wait for to lose our friends and family
To fame and fire, to dame or dandy
To pass away or come in handy
Are you married? (No)
Would you like to be? (No)
Why not?
'Cause I'm not ready to get married
Do you play any musical instruments? (No)
What do you look for in a boy?
Looks
Is that all? (Yes)
Don't you look for personality? (No)
What are your plans for the future?
Uh, I don't have any
You don't have any plans at all?
Would you like to go to college? (No)
Would you like to go to business school? (No)
Do you have a nickname?
Sometimes people call me things I'd rather not say