WELL THERE'S ALL KINDS OF MEDICINE
TO CURE A WORLD OF ILLS
GUARANTEED TO NUMB THE PAIN
NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU FEEL
YOU GET SHOTS WITHOUT THE NEEDLES
AIN'T NO BITTER PILLS TO TAKE
IF YOU'RE TROUBLES CALL FOR DOUBLES
I KNOW JUST THE PLACE
THE DOORS ARE ALWAYS OPEN
AND THE DOCTOR'S ALWAYS IN
WALK-IN'S ARE ALWAYS WELCOME
YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS
NO IT WON'T TAKE NO TIME AT ALL
TILL YOU'LL FEELIN' GOOD AGAIN
WHERE THE DOOR'S ARE ALWAYS OPEN
AND THE DOCTOR'S ALWAYS IN
THEY DON'T GET ON TO YOU FOR SMOKIN'
OR IF YOU DRINK TOO MUCH
AND IF YOUR HEART IS BROKEN
THEY GOT STUFF TO PATCH YOU UP
THEY MAY NOT HEAL YOUR DEEPEST WOUNDS
BUT THEY'LL GET EM OFF YOUR MIND
IF YOU'RE SAD YOU'LL BE GLAD
IT'S HAPPY HOUR ALL THE TIME
THE DOORS ARE ALWAYS OPEN
THE DOCTOR'S ALWAYS IN
WALK-IN'S ARE ALWAYS WELCOME
AND YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS
NO IT WON'T TAKE NO TIME AT ALL
TILL YOU'LL FEELIN' GOOD AGAIN
WHERE THE DOOR'S ARE ALWAYS OPEN
AND THE DOCTOR'S ALWAYS IN
THE DOOR'S ARE ALWAYS OPEN
THE DOCTOR'S ALWAYS IN