The Shoe - 2 Drunk 4 Xmas Lyrics

Christmas Eve I stepped out to the tree
Tryna fight the shakes out searching for a drink
Found a present wrapped up just for me
Pulled back the paper found a bottle of whiskey
Thank you Santa how did you know?
Was it the cookies or the carrots I left out in the snow?
Either way I drank a glass or maybe eight
Guess he forgives all of us bad boys and girls

Now I'm too drunk for Christmas
Or maybe I'm not drunk enough
Is it the time of the year or the holiday cheer?
Look at that
I just found a six pack of beer

Lit up like our Christmas tree
Soaking myself in some Yueng-a-ling-a-ling
Bells ringing in my head or maybe on the roof
Is it the reindeer coming back with more booze?

Now I'm too drunk for Christmas
Or maybe I'm not drunk enough
Having the time of my life
Stumbling like I'm on ice
Look at that
I just found a bottle of wine

My teeth turned straight to red
Cabernet went straight to my head
I'm frunk as duck
Rudolph wished me good luck
As baby Jesus spiked an eggnog for me

Now I'm too drunk for Christmas
Or maybe I'm not drunk enough
Now I'm too drunk for Christmas
But the mistletoe was calling my bluff
Now I'm too drunk for Christmas
But I'm almost at the finish line
Merry Christmas to all
To all a whiskey and Sprite
Look at that
I made it through Christmas alright