Shortstraw - Curtains Lyrics

If we don't stick around we could be leaving for the weekend
But if I don't hurry now I could be swimming in the deep end
So come around sit down and make yourself comfortable
I pour a drink and we rearrange this living room
Be a pal, be a real friend
And hold my drink because I'm calling curtains

If we just settle down we could be stuck here for the weekend
If I don't turn this life around I might be swimming in the deep end oh oh
So come around stand up and make yourself home
We're pouring drinks and we're re-looking kitchen tiles
Be a pal, be a real friend
And lend a hand while I unpack the dishwasher

In real life we're calling curtains
Like at a real job
This is real life now
Rolling maybe a picture frame
Get a real job, get a real job
Get a real job, get a real job
Get a real job, get a real job