Shu-bi-dua - (There is a) Dogshit In My Garden Lyrics

There is a dogshit in my garden
When I cut my grass
The dogshit is no longer in my garden
It is a-sittin on my footsole
Smell like a doggies ass
And that is not the smell of Elizabeth Arden.

You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt,
But there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's shit.

No, no, no, no, no...
Ba-dab, ba-dab...

Was it a monkyman?
(Ooooooh no)
Oh, no, no, no, no, no....
Was it an ottoman?
(Ooooooh no)
Oh, no, no, no, no, no....
Was it an uffeman?
(Ooooooh no)
Was it a superwoman?
(Ooooooh no)
Nææææh for:
SUPERWOMAN DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHIT

Den må vi bare have en gang til,
Og så' I alle sammen med,
Og så siger vi,
Som om vi intet har høøøøørt:
Was it a superwoman?
(ooooooh no)
Nææææh for:
SUPERWOMAN DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHIT
Det er bare smukt, sån' er det...

Was it a rastaman?
(ooooooh no)
Was it a pastaman?
(ooooooh no)
Was it a walkman?
(ooooooh no)
Was it an Ellerman?
(ooooooh no)
Was it a Kellerman?
(ooooooh no)
Was it a Kellerman?
(MAYBE!!!!)

Was it a dobberman?
(oooooooooooh yeeeeeaaaaaah)

You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt,
But there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's shit

You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt,
But there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's shit

Wo, wo, wob'n, yeah, yeah
Wooooh...

Tak ska' I ha'!