[ Featuring The Bad Santas ]
Gifts I'm preparing for some Christmas sharing
But I pause because
I'm hanging my stocking when I can hear a knocking
'Zat you Santa Claus
Sure is dark out ain't the slightest spark out
Pardon my clackin' jaw
Who's there Who is it Are you stopping for a visit
'Zat you Santa Claus
Are you bringing a present for me
Something pleasantly pleasant for me
That is just what I've been waiting for
Now would you mind slipping it under the door
Cool winds are howling or could that be growling
My legs feel like straws
Oh my my me oh my kindly would you reply please
Zat you Santa Claus
I'm hanging the stocking when I can hear a knocking
Zat you Santa Claus
My my my my my my me oh my kindly would you reply please
Zat you Santa Claus
Oh there Santa you gave me a scare
Now stop teasing cause I know you're there
We don't believe in no goblins today
But I can't explain why I'm shaking that way
I bet I can see ole Santa in the keyhole
I'll give to the cause
One peek and I'll try there oh oh there's an eye there
Zat you Santa Claus
Please please i pity my knees
Say that's you Santa Claus
