And I'm crying on the toilet
Cos the city's got covid
Why is life always shitting on me
With no TP
Self isolating
Getting bored of masturbating
Can't believe I'm stuck at home and waiting
With no TP
Can't stand the mess I'm in
I'm pouring gin on my hands
No hygiene gel
Fresh hell!
I don't wanna go outside
Think I'll just stay home and hide
But wait a minute
F*ck me!
No TP!
Ive got my mask on everybody's scared of me
"I'm So sorry
Run out of TP"
I get to CVS
Cashiers looks so distressed
He says "I'm so sorry
There's no TP!"
NO TP

