Skids - Christmas in Fife Lyrics

Its Christmas in Fife
With me and the Wife
Dancing and singing
With Christmas bells ringing
We'll be fighting 'n screaming
And totally steaming
We'll awe be friends in the morning

That dodgy guy Bruce
Sold us a goose
But n'bday kens how to cook it, Its running loose
All over the hoose
And hiding in her new jaicket
When it saw ma knife
It dived on the wife
And pecked her hard on the heed
She fell to the flair with a terrible state
I thought she must be deid

Oor uncle john knew all along
He wants to be a woman
His skin is fair
Got lovely long hair
He likes to be called Joanna
Oor Gran is groovy
She's been in the movies
She tells us all the time
She got a part as a busty tart
Who fell in love with her brother


Kirkcaldy, Dunfermline, Cupar and Crail
St Andrews, Elie and Kelty
The people of Methil, the people of lochore
Christmas is coming open your doors
Fifers are canny
Fifers are tight
When it comes tae Christmas they get it just right

Fifers are canny
Fifers are tight
When it comes to Christmas they get it just right