Elaine, she had a funny name, Both names the same, Elaine, she drifted far away, I never saw her again. Elaine Elaine, She was painfully plain, Abnormally normal, That's what I liked about her. Elaine, lived on a radar range, For reasons unexplained, Elaine, she never spoke for days, Some found that strange. Elaine Elaine, Never surfed on a wave, Never been to California, Grew up on the prairie plain,. And she never went to parties, Cause she couldn't dance at all, Some called her a wall flower, Some said she looked more like a wall. Elaine Elaine, never tasted champagne, Drank dirty water from the river, That's what I liked about her. Elaine Elaine, only listened to new wave, Never heard of Quiet Riot, I wish I could say the same.