(feat. Andy Samberg, Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar)
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[Adam Levine:] YOLO
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[Andy:] YOLO, you only live once.
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The battle cry of a generation.
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This life is a precious gift.
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So don't get too crazy,
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It's not worth the risk.
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[Chorus]
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[Adam Levine:]
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You know that we are still young.
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So don't be dumb.
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Don't trust anyone,
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Cause you only live once.
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[Verse 1]
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[Kiv:] Ugh, you only live once,
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That's the motto.
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So take a chill pill,
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Ease off the throttle.
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[Jorm:] Never go to loud clubs
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Cause it's bad for your ears.
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Your friends will all be sorry
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When they can't hear.
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[Andy:] And stay the hell away from drugs
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Cause they're not legal.
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Then bury all your money in the backyard
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Like a beagle.
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[Kiv:] Cause you should never trust a bank
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They've been known to fail.
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And never travel by car, a bus,
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Boat or by rail.
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[Jorm:] And don't travel by plane.
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And don't travel at all.
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Built a bomb shelter basement
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With titanium walls.
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[Andy:] And where titanium suits
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In case pianos fall on ya.
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And never go in saunas
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Cause they're crawlin' with piranhas.
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[Kiv:] And never take the stairs
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Cause they're often unsafe.
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You only live once,
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Don't let it go to waste.
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[Chorus]
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[Adam Levine:]
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You know that we are still young,
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So hold off on the fun.
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Cook your meat 'til it's done,
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Cause you only live once.
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[Verse 2]
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[Jorm:] Yeah,
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And here's another piece of advice:
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Stay away from kids
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Cause their hair is filled with mad lice.
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[Andy:] There's no such thing
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As too much Purell.
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This a cautionary tale,
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Word to George Orwell.
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[Kiv:] So don't 1980 force
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Any plugs into sockets.
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Always wear a chastity belt
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And triple lock it.
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[Jorm:] Then hire a taster
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Make him check your food for poison.
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And if you think your mailman is a spy
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Then destroy him.
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[Andy:] No blankets or pajamas
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They can kill you in your sleep.
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Two words about furniture:
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Killing machines.
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[Kiv:] Board your windows up
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The sun is bad for your health.
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And always wear a straight jacket
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So your safe from yourself.
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[Kendrick Lamar:]
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Take no chances (no chances)
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Stop freelancin' (right now)
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Invest in your future,
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Don't dilute your finances (uh huh)
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401K, make sure it's low risk
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Then get some real estate (how much?)
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4.2% thirty year mortgage,
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That's important, that's a great deal
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And if you can't afford it,
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Don't forge it on your last bill
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Renting is for suckers right now
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A dependable savings,
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And you'll retire with money in your account.
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Beast.
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[All:]
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YOLO, say no no.
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Isolate yourself
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And just roll solo
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Be care-folo
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You oughta look out
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Also stands for YOLO.
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[Chorus]
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[Adam Levine:]
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You know that we are still young.
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Burn the prints off your thumbs.
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Then pull out all your teeth,
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So you can't bite your tongue.
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Only on this earth for a short time, time
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So don't go outside, cause you don't want to die, die.
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Just take our advice and hide
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And scream YOLO to the sky.
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[Andy:] You oughta look out.
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