SolarVerse - Affluent Gasconading Lyrics

Ballin harder than Lonzo
Stunt on people like Gonzo
Getting checks so big even Musk can't keep up with this cash flow
Best advice my momma gave me
Always have a strap on your hip like your Jay-Z
I know this shit kinda corny but I'm giving head to Bert and Ernie
That kicked off my first orgy
Her nips were so damn perky
She rode me like a f*cking bus and ended up with a Herni-ah shit
Can't believe I just f*cked that bitch
I really hate when they switch
If they do, toss em off a bridge
Keep talking shit you'll end up in a ditch
Rhyme dirtier than Mike Rowe
I don't f*ck with no goddamn hoe
Only 17 but I swear one day I'll make the god damn show

Dick game like Bernie Sanders
I'll bomb em all, I ain't got no manners
Public urination, throw me in the slammer
When I get out I'll give your mom the hammer
Dads' pussy then I robbed the house
That bitch pussy look like Mickey Mouse
That bitch horny, she want the cock
I'll smash that bitch with a rock
Slap that bitch until she crying
Eat that ass, bitch stop crying
Stabbed the child then I put my time in
Now I'm touching kids like my names Joe Biden
Always surrounded by kids, like my name is Ryan
Put my knee on his neck, oops now he dying
F*ck Tom Brady, yeah I have Gisele's babies
F*ck Tom Brady, yeah I gave his kids all rabbies
Yo
I have the zika virus

Now here's a short verse to wrap things up quick
Get your bitch off my dick
Just kidding she'll ride it out, got her pussy looking like a water spout
You think that was cruel
She won't stop sucking my tool
You think she's a good girl then you really are a f*cking fool
Honestly, I feel bad for you, you're the one that keeps sucking on shoes
Now I've got your bad bitch from Syracuse