[ Featuring Po ]
I am a wizard,
And I play with my wand.
All night long,
And during this song.
On an adventure,
Tuh get ma sack touched.
Hairy balls,
Next tuh old man sweat.
Aaah, aaah.
Aaah, aaah.
Aaah, aaah.
Kids go missin',
When I cast ma magic spells.
No way tuh tell,
What happened tuh poor Sandy.
Registered sex offender,
Loves tuh hug each family member.
They call me Dumbledore,
I reuse needles shamelessly.
Aaah, aaah.
Aaah, aaah.
Aaah, aaah.