If I hadn't been drunk
I would'na had that extra drink
I would'na asked the bartender if a twenty
Was enough to let me get up and sing
If I hadn't been drunk
I would'na dropped my keys in the snow
Misplaced my purse and my phone
And had to ask if you could walk me home
So here's to them, the gin, the Beam, the Jameson and Blue Moon
'Cause if I hadn't hung with them I mighta never kissed you
If I hadn't been drunk
I would'na stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
Would'na said, "What's up?"
Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
All started with a midnight buzz
No, I never woulda known what it meant to fall in love
If I hadn't been drunk
Well, if I hadn't been drunk
I would'na woke up wearing your shirt
Now I'm still rocking it six years later
Damn, we lasted way past the hangover
I don't know if it was written in the stars
Or maybe it was Cupid gettin' stupid shootin' darts
Or some tequila god connecting the dots
From me to you to us
If I hadn't been drunk
I would'na stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
Would'na said, "What's up?"
Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
All started with a midnight buzz
No, I never woulda known what it meant to fall in love
If I hadn't been drunk
(If I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been)
So here's to them, the gin, the Beam, the Buds and Bloody Mary's (amen)
'Cause if I hadn't hung with them we wouldn't be getting married
(Hey) if I hadn't been drunk
I would'na stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
Would'na said, "What's up?" (What's up?)
Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
All started with a midnight buzz (with a midnight buzz)
No, I never woulda known what it meant to fall in love
If I hadn't been drunk
(If I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been)
Hey, if I hadn't been drunk
(If I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been) oh yeah
Hell, if I hadn't been drunk
If I hadn't been drunk
If I hadn't been drunk