Auf Wiedersehen Augustus Gloop Lyrics

Willy Wonka
Augustus no! Stay away from the chocolate waterfall

Mrs. Gloop
Mr. Wonka, he's just a little peckish

Augustus
Just one more handful

Willy Wonka
Augustus please

Augustus
Mr. Wonka it's wunderbar, ah aaahhhhhh *splash*

Willy Wonka
Oh dear. Quick bring down the diversionary plumbing

Mr. Salt
Dear god Wonka, what in heavens name is th...

Mr. Beauregard
Who in the name of pop are those people

Mrs. Gloop
Will they save him

Willy Wonka
No but they'll save my chocolate. Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce, The OOMPA LOOMPAS!!!!!!!!!!!

Oompa-Lompas
Gloop in soup, thar she blows
Slowly up the pipe he flows
To the mixing room he rises
Hope that pipe can take all sizes
If he listened he would not be
Headed for the fudging pot but
He was not obedient
Now he is an ingredient

Mr Beauregard
Are they your entourage Wonka?

Willy Wonka
No mr. Beauregard, they're my workers

Ompa-Lompas
Cut, dice, mince, slice
Time to make the fudge
Churn, chop, pond, pop
Time to make the fudge
Snap, snip, whisk, whip
Let your stomach be the judge
Boil, beat

One Ompa-Lompa
Hey turn up the heat

All Oompa-Loompas
Cause everyone loves fudge

Augustus
Help!

Mrs. Gloop
Augustus!

Oompa-Loompas
Auf Weidersehen Augustus Gloop
It's time to say goodbye
You great big greedy nincompoop
It's time fugify
You never tried to make a friend
But now we'll have some fun
For though your tour is at an end
Our joy has just begun

Augustus
Momma I'm shtuck

Mrs. Gloop
Try releasing some gas

Augustus
*fart*

Mrs. Gloop
Ooh

Oompa- Loompas
Ounce ground, twice pound
Time to make the fudge
Stretch, strain, cause pain
Time to make the fudge

One Oompa-Loompa
I'm tellin'g ya

All Oompa-Loompa
Sift, shake, then we bake
And stick it with a fork
Don't throw away the scraps today
Cause we love candied pork

Augustus
I feel so lonely

Ompa-Lompas
Auf Weidersehen Augustus Gloop
Your tour is now complete
You show the meaning to you group of
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT !

Willy Wonka
So mother courage you must show
But please don't hold a grudge
Cause as a boy he was so-so...

Wonka and Ompa-Lompas
But he makes tasty..
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Oompa-Loompas
Yes he makes tasty...

Mrs. Gloop
AUGUSTUS !!!

Oompa-Loompas
FUDGE !!!

[Thanks to emma_wagaman for correcting these lyrics]