Blunt the Knives Lyrics by The Dwarf Cast
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Soundtrack Lyrics
The Dwarf Cast - Blunt the Knives Lyrics
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives ad bend the forks!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates-
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound the up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That#s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So carefully! carefully with the plates!
[Thanks to juliakirsch98 for adding these lyrics]
Blunt the knives ad bend the forks!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates-
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound the up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That#s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So carefully! carefully with the plates!
[Thanks to juliakirsch98 for adding these lyrics]