Chairman of the Board Lyrics

Spoken:
It's a golden opportunity that's knocking
And you know by now the answer's up to you
But you're ready, because you have an education
So, be confident, there's nothing you can't do

You can soar above the mediocre
Soar above the rest!
If you do your work with vigor
You'll be bigger than the best!
Be proud of your ambitions
Being lazy is a curse
We want no empty pockets and we want no empty purse

Work for a living, love for your work
Don't think about vacations, you can overcome that quirk
Insist on being heard, a squeaky wheel can't be ignored
If you do what's right, if you prove you're bright
You'll be chairman of the board
Think about it, chair of the board
Yes!

Spoken:
Oh, Ebenezer, if only I could be you!

When the world snaps to attention, you should be the first to SNAP!
And you'll wind up on a mountain top with a feather in your cap
Keep your mind a'working and your feet firm on the ground
Your dedication makes you king, today you're being crowned
Keep your mind a'working and your feet firm on the ground
Your dedication makes you king, today you're being crowned
Your dedication makes you king, today you're being crowned