Somebody Kill Me Lyrics by Adam Sandler

[Spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song
I was listening to the Cure a lot.

[Sung]
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're around I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know that you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you, Linda
I hope you f*cking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.

[Spoken]
[Kid:] You're going to the mental institution.

[Thanks to Benarchibeque15 for correcting these lyrics]