This is my life and this is how it reads
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For every chapter, a thousand memories
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A murder, a mystery where everybody bleeds
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A fantasy, a thriller with romance and disease
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Diary entry 9th of May '62
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We've had some ugly babies but none were quite like you
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Diary entry '62 end of May
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It looks as if the nose and chin are definitely here to stay
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They're here to stay, they're here to stay
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If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking
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I'm a failure
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You are, you are
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And if I seem half-hearted, it's because I'm broken hearted
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And I'm a failure
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You are, you are, you are (I am)
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You are, you are, you are (I am)
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This is my life and this is how it reads
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A documentary that nobody believes
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Albert Steptoe in 'Gone with the Breeze'
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Mother played by Peter Beardsley, father by John Cleese
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Diary entry '68 end of the year
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A cardboard Apollo Six has given the all clear
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11th December '68 Captain's log
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Proposed trip to Mars is cancelled due to fog
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It's due to fog, it's due to fog
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If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking
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I'm a failure
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You are, you are
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And if I seem half-hearted, it's because I'm broken hearted
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And I'm a failure
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You are, you are, you are (I am)
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You are, you are, you are (I am)
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This is the play, it was I who wrote the script
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Terry meets June in 'Tales from the Crypt'
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It was going to be a film but the camera person slipped
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They later found him scolding a banana
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Diary entry tenth of April '89
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The world is going mad but me I'm doing fine
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I'm doing fine
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Back to bed, back to reality
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Just fine.
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