South Park - Uncle F*cker Lyrics

Ah, you shit face cock master. (Wow, shit face cock master)
Listen, you donkey raping shit eater (Donkey raping shit eater)
(Baby's voice) Donkey raping shit eater
You'd f*ck your uncle. (You'd f*ck your uncle)

Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker.
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle f*cker.
You're an uncle f*cker, yes it's true.
NOBODY f*cks uncles quite like you.

Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker.
You're the one who f*cked your uncle, uncle f*cker.
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, just f*ck your uncle all day long.
- Farting and more laughter -

Traffic Cop: "What's going on here?"
- More farting -
"Ew, what garbage!"

Well, what do you expect there Canadian uncle f*cker?
Uncle f*cker. Uncle f*cker. Uncle f*cker.

Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker. (Uncle f*cker.)
You're a boner-biting bastard uncle f*cker.
You're an uncle f*cker, I must say.
Well, you f*cked your uncle yesterday!
Uncle f*cker, that's U-N-C-L-E f*ck you!
Uncle f*cker ... Suck my ball say.
Well, you f*cked your uncle yesterday!
Uncle f*cker, that's U-N-C-L-E f*ck you!
Uncle f*cker ... Suck my balls