Southside Willy - Embarrassment Lyrics

I've got my Mrs on the camera rolling her eyes
While I'm acting a prat, trying to rap like a dumb guy
I'm a fully grown man with a mortgage
It's not normal, I don't think my mum minds
Socially awkward, never very cautious
When I open my mouth, start talking
Before my thoughts have finished forming
I'm already four feet deep, no warning
I'm a cringefest in string vest
They're like"oh no, what's he gonna sing next!?"
Currently married, but if I keep this up
Then I'm fairly sure I'll be ringless
Bring shame on my families name
I'm the low wage rapper who should act his age
I'm a pain in my soulmate's anus
She hates when I'm making a film with her face in

I'm an embarrassment
And in the interest of transparency
Some of the time I wish I hadn't been so embarrassing
But that's me
I'm an embarrassment
And in the interest of transparency
Some of the time I wish I hadn't been so embarrassing

Fun fact: I didn't even like rap
Then I heard Fred Durst, never turned back
Metalhead packed with acne and a thigh gap
Have I had hemorrhoids? I might have
T.M.I, allow me to apologise
Unrefined diarrhoea of the mind
Sometimes I say things just because they rhyme
I provide more deets than I need to supply
I'm a dad and apparently a role model
The way I'm acting is actually loads funner
Got my bum out, cheeks looking so supple
Lucky I got junk in the trunk 'cause I'm no stunner
Did you laugh? 'Cause Iaughed
Real life I go red, on the net then I'm past it
My approach to art is not the smartest
I'd rather talk about the last time I farted

I'm an embarrassment
And in the interest of transparency
Some of the time I wish I hadn't been so embarrassing
But that's me
I'm an embarrassment
And in the interest of transparency
Some of the time I wish I hadn't been so embarrassing
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