Well, the income bills, they're always early and my checks are always late
Everyone sells it, but no one will fix it, that's the one thing that I hate
I've always drove a truck bring me good luck, but that doesn't work at all
Cause mine's broke down, sitting on the ground, and it needs an overhaul
That's Murphy's Law. That's Murphy's Law. That's Murphy's Law. That's Murphy's Law
Don't wear dark glasses inside of a building, cause you're gonna trip and fall
Don't loan your knife or gun to anyone, especially your mother-in-law
Don't worry about it, stand up and shout it, that's called Murphy's Law
Whiskey and women, they killed Uncle Willie on a cold, cold winter's night
Couldn't get either one, he couldn't have any fun, so I guess he just laid there and died
Never stand under a tree alone in the middle of a thunderstorm
If lightning's gonna strike you, take someone along
That's Murphy's Law. That's Murphy's Law. That's Murphy's Law. That's Murphy's Law
Don't wear dark glasses inside of a building, cause you're gonna trip and fall
Don't loan your knife or gun to anyone, especially your mother-in-law
Don't worry about it, stand up and shout it, that's called Murphy's Law
When you're broke down twenty miles from town and you don't know what to do
And the number you're calling is always busy and you can't ever get through
And your cat is purring a little off key and your dog don't come when you call
Don't worry about it, stand up and shout it, that's called Murphy's Law
That's Murphy's Law. That's Murphy's Law. That's Murphy's Law. That's Murphy's Law
Don't wear dark glasses inside the building, cause you're gonna trip and fall
Don't loan your knife or gun to anyone, especially your mother-in-law
Don't worry about it, stand up and shout it, that's called Murphy's Law
Don't worry about it, stand up and shout it, that's called Murphy's Law
Don't worry about it, stand up and shout it, that's called Murphy's Law
Murphy's Law