SPF 5000 - Take My Picture Lyrics

Won't you take my picture?
Won't you, Nicky Digital?
Won't you take my picture all the time? 4x

It was late one night,
I was wasted, had no appetite.
Couldn't find a chair
Cause, of pretty people dancing in their underwear.

I was told to move.
But my two left feet, couldn't find a groove.
I was gonna leave
When a very funky brother stepped on up to me.

He had a very curly mustache and a camera in his hand.
And everybody worshipped him from the waitress to the band.
He said "hey there lady I think you could be a superstar.
So tilt your head and smile for me.
I'm gonna take you far."

So misunderstood.
Never knew, being wrong, could ever feel this good.
I had seen the light!
New York City livin' never felt so right.

Then I lost my mind
Started dancing on the table shakin' my behind.
Things were looking up.
Drinking pink champagne out of a plastic cull

And all the while that superhero Nicky flashed away
And pretty soon the middle of the night turned into day
I had raccoon eyes, a torn up shirt and gum stuck in my hair,
But Nicky said "one more like that" and I just didn't care, NO.