If you've got the money for a rehab cure
You ain't got a problem you can't afford
I was very nearly clean y'know
Cos I only had twelve steps to go
The only time I'm drink and drug free
Is when I don't
have to pay for what I need
That's rare indeed
If your willpower's weak, temptation's strong
Lord knows how you're gonna get along
And the worst thing about your kind of disease
Is you know who can charge whatever she pleases?
28 days for 13 grand
Better go get myself an insurance plan
Cos she's my man
I ain't got to where I'm going to
By hanging round with people like you
But then again I ain't never got
Anywhere I wanted to get to
I ain't got to where I'm going to
By hanging round with people who ain't my friends
But then again I ain't never got
Anywhere I wanted in the end
If you got the money for a rehab cure
You ain't got a problem you can't afford
I was very nearly clean y'know
Cos I only had twelve steps to go
The only time I'm drink and drug free
Is when I get my drugs and drink for free
That's for me
If your willpower's weak, temptation's strong
Lord knows
how you're gonna get along
And I don't think I'm, gonna find Jesus Christ
So I'd rather spend my cash on vice
28 days for 13 grand
Better go get myself an insurance plan
Cos she's my man
Do some knitting, get some rest
Group therapy gets me depressed
You might get banned if you relapse
They'll take you back when you got the cash
Just as likely find inner peace
By buying the stuff from off the street
C'mon C'mon
1 Kill the fun
2 Ain't got a clue
3 Get in your tree
4 Get out the door
5 Get a life
6 Aha Y'know?
7 Remember 6
8 F*ck being straight
9 Get in your bed
10 In bed again
11 In bed again
12 Go back to 1 and start, start all over again