Spoek Mathambo - Douchebag Club Lyrics

Verse 1
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Douchebags ya get no ratings
Playing ya'self your masturbating
Douchebag DJs on the set
MP3s no decks
No sex, doom and gloom in the club
You're dunces we dun the dance dumb
So dumb dancefloors get stupid
Yeah we get brains, girls get stupid
Every second, every minute
Every hour
It's rain on a gal so shower
No power ya need more spinach
Yeah we we get through yeah we get in it
Innit
Stay in the dance burn up the rave if we get half a chance
Pyrotechnics throw flames in the dance
Yeah! burn up the dance

Chorus
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Douchebag DJs play in Douchebag clubs
Douchebag DJs don't don't get buck
Douchebag DJs playing douchebag records to some
Douchebag bitches that don't get buck get buck