SpongeBob SquarePants The New Musical Soundtrack Album Lyrics

SpongeBob SquarePants The New Musical Soundtrack Lyrics

Mark Ledbetter - Prologue
SpongeBob SquarePants Cast - Bikini Bottom Day
Kelvin Moon Loh - No Control
Ethan Slater - BFF
Nick Blaemire - When the Going Gets Tough
Ethan Slater - (Just a) Simple Sponge
Carlos Lopez - Daddy Knows Best
Ethan Slater - Hero is My Middle Name
Danny Skinner - Super Sea Star Savior
SpongeBob SquarePants Cast - Tomorrow Is
Jason Michael Snow - Poor Pirates
Curtis Holbrook - Bikini Bottom Boogie
Lilli Cooper - Chop to the Top
Ethan Slater - (I Guess I) Miss You
Gavin Lee - I'm Not a Loser
Ethan Slater - Best Day Ever
SpongeBob SquarePants Cast - Finale: Bikini Bottom Day Reprise
SpongeBob SquarePants Cast - SpongeBob SquarePants Theme

Mark Ledbetter - Prologue

[French Narrator]
"Ah. Bonjour, salud
And welcome to this quiet corner of the ocean floor
It is here we find the aquatic habitat
Known as Bikini Bottom
Let us now observe
As the sun rises on a new nautical day"

(Horn alarm)

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SpongeBob SquarePants Cast - Bikini Bottom Day

SPONGEBOB
"Good morning world, and all who inhabit it!"

Jump out of bed
Mix up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail

GARY
"Meow."

SPONGEBOB
Full steam ahead
The S.S. I Am Ready is about to set sail
This kind of day
Couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying
I'm on my way
Somewhere there's a Krabby Patty that needs frying

Who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream?
Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene?
Gary, it's me
Happy just to be here

In the world renowned
Bikini Bottom
How I love this town
Bikini Bottom
Where the sun shines down
On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day

"Good morning, Patrick!"

PATRICK
[YAWN] "Is it morning already?"

SPONGEBOB
"It sure is, and I'm singing the opening number."

PATRICK
"Ooh, I want a verse!"

I missed a snack
This busy schedule makes it hard to feed me
To stay on track
Now I'll have to eat it while I'm watching T.V.

There might not be time for a nap
But I'll do what I can
They're showing all the episodes of

PATRICK & SPONGEBOB
Mermaid Man

PATRICK
Oh, every single one!
I'm spending all day underneath
My favorite rock (favorite rock)

SPONGEBOB
Bikini Bottom

PATRICK
Now, what rhymes with rock? (rhymes with rock)

SPONGEBOB
Bikini Bottom

PATRICK
Nothing rhymes with rock (rhymes with rock)
It's a typical Bikini Bottom day

SQUIDWARD
"Would you two please keep it down?"

SPONGEBOB & PATRICK
"Good morning, Squidward!"

SQUIDWARD
"Another day, another migraine."

When I want some quiet, there's nowhere to go
A sensitive artiste
Can't get a moment's peace
With these two idiots in stereo
They never go away (never go away)
Typical Bikini Bottom day

NARRATOR
We now follow Spongebob past the Treedome, home to Sandy Cheeks the squirrel,
Hard at work on her latest invention. [EXPLOSION]

SANDY
Boy howdy, that was close
It's just a little smoke, a minor setback (setback)
A few more hours at most
And I'll be done with this here brand-new jetpack (jetpack)

And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl
Will spread her wings and fly
Her bushy tail and comet's trail
Will clear across the sky
Above the town and looking down
On a typical Bikini Bottom day (day, day). Yeah

SPONGEBOB (SPOKEN)
Bye Sandy! I'm off to work, at the Krusty Krab!

NARRATOR
"Ah yes, Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment,
home to the Krabby Patty, owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs. And across town,
the least popular restaurant: the Chum Bucket, run by Sheldon J. Plankton.
Two arch nemeses locked in their fast food Cold War."

MR. KRABS
Winds from the west
Everywhere you look the skies are clear and sunny
Good weather's best
When you're in the mood to make a ton of money [LAUGHTER]

PLANKTON
Laugh while you can
Until the day you laugh no more forever

KAREN
Forever

PLANKTON
I've got a plan
And I went to college so you know it's clever

MR. KRABS
They say that money doesn't matter if you love your work— HA!
Who would say that? Probably some penniless jerk

PLANKTON
Soon the day will come
When they'll all love chum
It's just a matter of time

KAREN & MR. KRABS
Bikini Bottom

PLANKTON
'Till I get them in line

KAREN & MR.KRABS
Bikini Bottom

PLANKTON
And this town is all mine!

PLANKTON, KAREN, & MR.KRABS
Just a typical Bikini Bottom day!

Spongebob reporting for duty at the greatest restaurant in the entire ocean!
Where's Mr. Krabs?

SQUIDWARD
"It's 'Take Your Kid To Work' Day."

MR. KRABS
"Just think, Pearl, me darling daughter; one day this will all be yours.
Soon as you graduate high school, I'll start you as manager."

PEARL
"But I have my own dreams, Daddy!"

SPONGEBOB
"Uh, Mr. Krabs, If she doesn't want to be manager, I know someone who'd be great for the job."

MR. KRABS
"You?"

MR. KRABS
"My boy, you're just a wee, simple sponge. A frycook is all you'll ever be."

SPONGEBOB
Why can't he see?
I wore my good shoes and I've got my tie on
Maybe it's me
Am I just a simple sponge you can't rely on?

Come on, Mr. Krabs, I can do it if you give me one chance
Then everyone would say, "Good morning, Mr. Squarepants!"
I would never rest
Until I was the best—

MR. KRABS
"Spongebob, get in the kitchen! It's opening time!"

ALL
In the world renowned (world renowned)
Bikini Bottom
Our old home town (old home town)
Bikini Bottom
And the sun shines down, sun shines down, sun shines down, sun shines down.
It's a typical

SPONGEBOB
Incredible

ALL
A regular

SPONGEBOB
Exceptional

ALL
An ordinary

SPONGEBOB
Extraordinary

ALL
Bikini Bottom—
Day

[ALL OVERLAPPING]
Bikini Bottom Day, Bikini Bottom Day,
Bikini Bottom Day, Bikini Bottom Day

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Kelvin Moon Loh - No Control

SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, & SANDY
The end is coming!
The end is coming!
The end! Is! Coming!

PERCH PERKINS
This just in:
The end is in our future
Evidence has come to light
It's all deranged
No control

Sit tight in your corner
No point in making plans
It's all deranged
No control (no control, no control)

SANDY
The science is clear
I'm afraid it's true

SPONGEBOB
The end's really here

PATRICK
There's nothing we can do

SANDY
And if I read these numbers right
Our time is up

SANDY, PATRICK, & SPONGEBOB
Tomorrow night

PERCH PERKINS
Time runs out tomorrow (time runs out tomorrow)
Terror in our final hours (ohhh)
It's all deranged (it's all deranged)
No control (no control, no control)

MR. KRABS
The lava will flow
And we'll burn when it does
Just ashes and smoke
Where me money once was

PLANKTON
There's gotta be a scheme
There's gotta be a plan

KAREN
I think we should run
While we still can (ohhh, while we-)

ALL
No control!
The end is in our future
No point in making plans
It's all deranged
No control

SPONGEBOB
Everyone's so scared and sad
Just one volcano, that's not so bad
Until Bikini Bottom's gone
Let's all keep calm and carry on

[SHRIEK] No control
I can't believe I've no control
It's all deranged
I can't believe I've no control

ALL
It's coming
The end is coming, the end is coming
The end is coming
The end is coming, the end is coming

[SCREAMING]
[CLOCK TICKING]
[SCREAMING]
[CLOCK TICKING]
[SCREAMING]

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Ethan Slater - BFF

[ Featuring Danny Skinner ]

SPONGEBOB
I got you
And you got me
I don't need my glasses on
To see we're both pretty lucky
Stuck inside
With no T.V.
Being bored with you makes me
As happy as can be

Let's have some fun together
We'll be best friends forever
B.F.F., that stands for us

PATRICK
Life is sweet
There's snacks we can eat

SPONGEBOB
We'll have fun if we go out
And just sit around doing nothing
Let's explore
Open every drawer

PATRICK
Hey, you found my long-lost cheese

SPONGEBOB
That's what friends are for!
Let's have some fun together

PATRICK
You're my best friend forever

PATRICK & SPONGEBOB
B.F.F., that stands for—

[INTENSE DANCE BREAK]
We're best friends and this is the friend dance!
We're best friends and this is the friend dance
We're best friends and this is the friend dance
WE'RE BEST FRIENDS AND—

Every little thing that I can think of doing
Just sounds better
Doing it together
Every little thing that I can think of doing
Just sounds better
Doing it together
Doing it with you

[MUSICAL INTERLUDE]

SPONGEBOB
Floating high
Like a bubble in the sky
Feeling good just like I should
And you're the reason why
Let's have some fun together

SPONGEBOB & PATRICK
We'll be best friends forever
B.F.F., that stands for us
This can't get any better
You're my best friend forever
B.F.F., that stands for us
B.F.F., that stands for us
B.F.F., that stands for...

"Spongebob and Patrick!"

That stands for us
Woah

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Nick Blaemire - When the Going Gets Tough

PLANKTON
"Give me some music, Karen."

KAREN
[BEATBOXING AGGRESSIVELY]

PLANKTON
This task force is for losers
I've got the perfect plan
Right now the getting's good so
Let's get out while we can
Look, lava's pretty hot
Let's give in to our fear
Disaster's on its way, that means
We can't spend no more time in here

You all know who I am
Evil genius, giant brain
You can't stop a volcano
I mean, are you all insane?
The ones who stay will all be vaporized without a doubt
Before that sucker blows, we gotta get the fish out! (fish out, fish out, fish out)

TOWNSPEOPLE
Oh, let go (oh, let go!)
And begone (and begone!)
Oh, let go (oh, let go!)
And begone (and begone!)
Oh, let go (oh, let go!)
And begone (and begone!)
Oh, let go (oh, let go!)
And we gone! (and we gone!)

'Cause when the going gets tough (when the going gets tough)
That means it's time to get launched (that means it's time to get launched)
When the going gets tough (when the going gets tough)
That means it's time to get lost (that means it's time to get launched)
So let go
And begone
Let's be gone

SPONGEBOB
Hold on, Plankton!
I am simply shocked
Bikini Bottom is our home
I can't believe you talk about
Just walkin' out
Let's figure out
A way to stay today, tomorrow
I feel sorrow, I feel fear
But I'm not leaving here!
Who's with me?

PLANKTON
The simple sponge is talking?
Fascinating, do go on
The frycook has a plan?
Good luck with that, 'cause I'll be gone
You don't just wait around when you're under attack, no

KAREN
You run like crazy

PLANKTON
Out the back

PLANKTON & KAREN
Y'got one day left
Go home and pack

TOWNSPEOPLE
Oh, let go (oh, let go!)
And begone (and begone!)
Oh, let go (oh, let go!)
And begone (and begone!)
Oh, let go (oh, let go!)
And begone (and begone!)
Oh, let go (oh, let go!)
And we gone! (and we gone!)

'Cause when the going gets tough (when the going gets tough)
That means it's time to get launched (that means it's time to get launched)
When the going gets tough (when the going gets tough)
That means it's time to get lost (that means it's time to get launched)
So let go
And begone
Let's be gone

MR. KRABS
"Hold on! This is another one of your schemes. You've got somethin' up your sleeve."

PLANKTON
"I am a one-celled organism. I don't even HAVE sleeves!"

KAREN
"Ohhh!"

TOWNSPEOPLE
"OHHHHH!!!"

Oh, let go (oh, let go!)
And begone (and begone!)
Oh, let go (oh, let go!)
And begone (and begone!)
Oh, let go (oh, let go!)
And begone (and begone!)
Oh, let go (oh, let go!)
And we gone! (and we gone!)

'Cause when the going gets tough (when the going gets tough)
That means it's time to get launched (that means it's time to get launched)
When the going gets tough (when the going gets tough)
That means it's time to get lost (that means it's time to get launched)
So let go
And begone
Let's be gone
Let's be gone
So let go!

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Ethan Slater - (Just a) Simple Sponge

[ Featuring Ensemble ]

SPONGEBOB
Sure, I spend my days floating around
Head in the bubbles and my feet on the ground
But there is more to me than just my name
Give me a chance and I could change the game

And maybe one day Mr. Krabs would say
"The Krusty Krab's yours, it's your lucky day"
That is what I've always wanted,
Then I can finally say I've done it

Let me have adventure
Be a contender and more

SPONGES
'Cause you're not a simple sponge

SPONGEBOB
I wish he'd see I'm not just the sponge next door

SPONGES
No, you're not a simple sponge

SPONGEBOB
There's gotta be a better way
A way to save this town I love
But how can I stop the end of the world?
Am I just a simple sponge?

SPONGES
No, you're not a simple sponge
No, you're not a simple sponge

SPONGEBOB
So what if I'm a sponge? It's what I wanna be
There isn't anyone who stretches like me
Employee of the month two years in a row
Undisputed master of my own dojo

And everyone here knows that they can depend
On this expert jellyfisher who's a trusted friend
I can eat a lot of ice cream
I can even play my nose like [FLUTE TRILL]

Let me have adventure
Be a contender and more

SPONGES
'Cause you're not a simple sponge

SPONGEBOB
Can't he see I'm not just the sponge next door?

SPONGES
No, you're not a simple—

SPONGEBOB
I wish that I could turn back time
I never thought my world could end
I only wanna hang out with my friends
But fear, I fear, is dragging us down

ALL
And now there's panic that's run amok

SPONGEBOB
In my simple town

SPONGES
No, no, no, no

SPONGEBOB
No!
Just give me adventure
Be a contender and more

SPONGES
'Cause you're not a simple sponge

SPONGEBOB
I'm real sure I'm not just the sponge next door

SPONGES
No, you're not a simple sponge

SPONGEBOB
I'm gonna find a better way
A way to save this life I love
And I am gonna stop the end of the—

MR. KRABS
No!
You're just a simple sponge

SPONGEBOB
"You're wrong, Mr. Krabs. I'll find a way to stop that volcano from erupting."

MR. KRABS
You are still a simple sponge

SPONGEBOB
"I'll use science, like Sandy said. I'm gonna need her on the team."

MR. KRABS
'Cause you're just a simple sponge

SPONGEBOB
"And Patrick, too; he's super strong.
We'll be the best team ever! Sandy's brains, plus Patrick's brawn, plus my..."

MR. KRABS
Yes, a very simple sponge

SPONGEBOB
"Well, I'm not sure what my thing is, but that won't stop me.
When the going gets tough, this sponge gets going!"

SPONGEBOB
No, I'm not a simple sponge

SPONGES
Let me have adventure
Be a contender and more

SPONGEBOB
I am not a simple sponge

SPONGES
I'll make him see I'm not just the sponge next door

ALL
Yeah, yeah, yeah

SPONGEBOB
Now at last, I have found a way
A way to save this town I love
I am not

ALL
A simple sponge

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Carlos Lopez - Daddy Knows Best

[ Featuring Emmy Raver-Lampman ]

Life is short and the end is near
It's important to identify what you hold dear
It's clear
Pearl, your daddy always knows best

PEARL
"I'm not in the mood for a teaching moment right now."

MR. KRABS
Lemme tell you what counts more than all the rest
Money-money matters most
Money-money I can boast
Money-money, make a toast
Money! Money! Money! Ha!

PEARL
"You just don't understand me. I mean, I know we're not the same species,
But that doesn't mean that money's the—"

MR. KRABS
Baby, money makes funny things funnier, sunny things sunnier
Nothing's crummier than no bread
Pearl, your daddy always knows best

PEARL
"Daddy, would you just listen to me?"

MR. KRABS
Pearl, lemme show you how deeply we're blessed
Money-money in this drawer
Money-money 'round the store
Money-money from the floor
Money! Money! Money! Ha!

PEARL
I should be my daddy's greatest prize
But instead, he's got dollar signs in his eyes
Daddy, you just don't understand
All I care about is rockin' out with my favorite band (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Oh, the feeling that it creates (yeah, yeah)
When I hear the Electric Skates

MR. KRABS
[COINS JANGLING] "Can you hear it, Pearl?"

(Money-money, money-money, money-money, money-money...)

PEARL
Daddy, can you hear me?
Can you hear me at all?!
DADDY!

MR. KRABS
Money-money in the air

PEARL
Can you hear me?!

MR. KRABS
Money-money everywhere

PEARL
Oh, can you hear me?! No!

MR. KRABS
Money-money, do not share

PEARL
Daddy!

MR. KRABS
Money!

PEARL
Daddy!

MR. KRABS
Money!

PEARL
Daddy!

MR. KRABS
Money!

PEARL
Daddy, can you hear me?!

MR. KRABS
Money-money, I'll stay true

PEARL
Can you hear me?!

MR. KRABS
Money-money, just us two

PEARL
Can you hear me?! No!

MR. KRABS
Money-money, I love you
MR. KRABS
Money-money!

PEARL
Daddy!

MR. KRABS
Money-money!

PEARL
Daddy!

MR. KRABS
Money-money!

PEARL
Daddy!

MR. KRABS
Money-money!

PEARL
Daddy!

PEARL & MR. KRABS
Money-money-money-money-money-money-money-money
Daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy-daddy

PEARL
DADDY!

MR. KRABS
"I'm sorry, Pearl, were you trying to say something?"

PEARL
[SOBBING] Daddy!

MR. KRABS
Money!

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Ethan Slater - Hero is My Middle Name

[ Featuring Danny Skinner, Lilli Cooper ]

SPONGEBOB
If the world is gonna end tomorrow
Wallowing in sorrow won't get us anywhere
You'll find all the strength you need is inside
Like Poseidon ridin' 'cross the tide
Don't let this moment pass by
Come on

Hero is my middle name
Fixing trouble is my game
Just give it the old know-how
There's no better time than now
Don't give up and don't give in

PATRICK
"Yeah!"
If you're thinking sink or swim

SPONGEBOB
"Oh yeah!"
Courage is your plane to fame
When hero is your middle name

SPONGEBOB & PATRICK
And hero is our middle name

SANDY
"That's nice, boys, but mine's Jennifer."

My machines, they made a real prediction
It's not science fiction, there's nothing we can do at all

SPONGEBOB
Why are you waiting for the bottom to fall?
It's not the time to drop the big beach ball
All for one and one for all
"Hmm?"

SPONGEBOB & PATRICK
All for one and one for all
All for one and one for all
Come on

SANDY
Hero is my middle name

SPONGEBOB
"All right!"

SANDY
Fixing trouble is my game
Just give it the old know-how

SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, & SANDY
There's no better time than now

SANDY
Don't give up and don't give in
If you're thinking sink or swim
Courage is your plane to fame

SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, & SANDY
When hero is your middle name

SANDY
And hero is my middle name
"All right, boys, let's do this!"

SPONGEBOB
"Three heroes to the rescue!"

SANDY
"Team of Tres of the top!"

PATRICK
"Let's go!"

SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, AND SANDY
So come on
Hero is our middle name
Fixing trouble is our game

SANDY
Just give it the old know-how

SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, & SANDY
There's no better time than now
Don't give up and don't give in!
If you're thinking sink or swim
Courage is your plane to fame
When hero is your middle name
And hero is our middle name
Hero is our middle
Name

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Danny Skinner - Super Sea Star Savior

[ Featuring Sardines ]

SARDINE
I believe I found the star

SARDINE
I believe I found the super star

ALL SARDINES
We believe we've found the Super Star Sea Star
Who will save us all
Patrick Star

SARDINE
We've been hoping, we've been searching everywhere

SARDINE
And we've finally found the answer to our prayer

SARDINE
He said we should close our eyes

ALL SARDINES
Which made us realize
That Patrick is the one
Who will save us from our demise

So give it up (give it up)
Raise the sound (raise the sound)
Tell everyone (tell everyone)
To gather around

For we have found the shining star (yes he is, oh yeah)
The Great One (Great One)
Grand One (Grand One)
Guru (Guru)
(One we can turn to) Patrick Star is our
Super Sea Star Savior
Patrick Star

PATRICK
"Hey... I think they're singing about me!"

SANDY
"Really? We haven't noticed."

PATRICK
This is weird, you guys, but
I like having all you around

SARDINES
(Oh, we've been found— hey!)

PATRICK
Look at all the new friends
That I have found

SARDINES
(We've been found, we've been found— oh!)

PATRICK
Your savior wants some cake (cake!)
Does anybody bake? (bake! cake!)
I'm ready for a break now (break!)
Can someone bake me a ginormous cake? (bake the King his cake!)

ALL
And give it up (give it up)
Raise the sound (raise the sound)
Tell everyone (tell everyone)
To gather around

For I might be your shining star! (you're a shining star)
The Great One (Great One)
Grand One (Grand One)
Guru (Guru)

SARDINES
One we can turn to
Super Sea Star Savior

PATRICK
Me, Patrick Star!

SARDINE
Oh, Partrick Star! Oh, oh, oh!

PATRICK
Well, as your leader (yes?)
I will complete ya (you complete me)
I'm glad someone's following me (for a change)
Now where we'll go (go)
Uh... I don't know?
I'll know it when I see it

SARDINES
Great Pink One, you are everything
His great pink wisdom and all you sing

PATRICK
Like this:
Figaro! Figaro! Woah!

SARDINES
Woah, woah, woah, woah!
He's a star
Praise the star
He's a star
Praise the star
He's a star
Praise the star
He's a star
Praise the star

SARDINE
For he is wonderful! (wonderful)

SARDINE
Marvelous! (marvelous)

SARDINE
Stupendous! (stupendous)

SARDINES
The pinkest of the pinkest!
Super Sea Star Savior

SARDINE
"Patrick Star!"

SARDINES
Patrick is a Super Sea Star Savior

SARDINE
"Ladies and gentlefish!"

SARDINES
Patrick is a Super Sea Star Savior

SARDINE
"Welcome your new..."

SARDINES
Patrick is a Super Sea Star Savior

SARDINE
"Super Sea Star Savior!"

SARDINES
Oh, shout it out!

PATRICK
Shout it out!

SARDINES
Shout it out!

PATRICK
From the mountaintops!

SARDINES
Shout it out!

PATRICK
To way down below!

SARDINES
Shout it out!

PATRICK
"I feel it, my brothers and sisters!"

SARDINES
Shout it out!

SARDINE
"If you think, y'all,"

SARDINES
Shout it out!

SARDINE
"he will save us!"

SARDINES
Shout it out!

SARDINE
"All praise pink!"

SARDINES
Shout it out!
Shout it out!

Patrick is our Super Sea Star Savior
Patrick
Patrick
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick
Super Star

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SpongeBob SquarePants Cast - Tomorrow Is

SANDY
We only have tomorrow
To try to save the day
The world will end tomorrow
Spongebob, we have to find a way

SANDY & SPONGEBOB
A way

SANDY
We're gonna climb that mountain
However scared we are
Our team may just have two now
But we can still go far

SQUIDWARD
I only have tomorrow
To show them what I've got

MR. KRABS
We only have tomorrow
So get 'em while they're hot!

PLANKTON
Oh, I'm delirious
Such sweet revenge
Tomorrow means

PLANKTON & KAREN
Victory

SPONGEBOB
We only have tomorrow (tomorrow)
I wish it was with you

SPONGEBOB & SANDY
The world will end tomorrow
We know what we must do

ALL
The sun has sunk below us
The dark of night is here
The hands of time keep ticking
Tomorrow's almost here
Almost here
Almost here

We only have tomorrow
To somehow find a way
To save ourselves tomorrow
There's only one more day

SPONGEBOB
In the world renowned (world renowned)

TOWNSPEOPLE
Bikini Bottom

SPONGEBOB
We have to save this town (only have tomorrow)

TOWNSPEOPLE
Bikini Bottom

SPONGEBOB
As the sun goes down

SPONGEBOB & TOWNSPEOPLE [OVERLAPPING]
On a beautiful Bikini Bottom
We only have one more

ALL
Day

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Jason Michael Snow - Poor Pirates

[ Featuring Pirates ]

PATCHY
Let me begin with a hearty ho-ho
And a tale that nobody tells well
I've not come all the way from In-C-I-N-O
To be treated like sewage that smells
Now I'm certainly not that surprised
For this story is older than time
Me peg-legged pirate bretheren and I
Are society's slug-ridden slime

We've all been cast out as scallywag rogues
With fire in our beards and our eyes
There's a side to us pirates that nobody knows
And it's soft as a baby's backside
Some of us just want adventures
We only seek wind in our earrings
We are we constantly misunderstood?
Don't ya know pirates have feelings?

ALL
Poor pirates, p-o-o-r
Poor pirates, p-o-o-r
Poor pirates
Can't deny this simple truth
Poor pirates, p-o-o-are
People too (too)

PATCHY
"Nice harmonies, mateys!"

PIRATES
[CHEERING]

PATCHY
Think of how hard we have had it (so hard)
'Bout our ships there is not much to eat (not much to eat)
And dentists hate pirate insurance (yo-ho, no!)

ALL
Which is why we've so many gold teeth (we've too many gold teeth)

PATCHY
Laundry stays damp and me boots start to sink
And me fingernails filthy and dirty
The internet loads unbelievably slow

ALL
And we bedtimes are at seven thirty

Poor pirates, p-o-o-r, p-o-o-r
Poor pirates, p-o-o-r, p-o-o-r
Poor pirates
Can't deny this simple truth
We're poor pirates, p-o-o-r, p-o-o-r
Poor pirates, p-o-o-r, p-o-o-r
Poor pirates
Have it so much worser than you

PIRATE
We've got pirate parades to which nobody comes

PIRATE
Captain Kidd hosts a marathon but nobody runs

PIRATE
Long John Silver invented the bloomin' onion

PIRATE
But d'you think he gets credit for that?

ALL
No!

PIRATE
Captain Bombum, no one knows his first name

PIRATE
And Old Greenbeard's been driven completely insane

PIRATE
Hardly anyone celebrates our one holiday (argggh!)

PIRATE
Talk Like a Pirate Day

ALL
We are poor pirates, p-o-o-r
Poor pirates, p-o-o-r
Poor pirates
Can't deny this simple truth
Can't deny that we're poor (pirates are people too!)

Poor pirates, p-o-o-r
Poor pirates, p-o-o-r
Poor pirates
Can't deny this simple truth
That pirates p-o-o-are
People too
Yo-ho! Ha!

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Curtis Holbrook - Bikini Bottom Boogie

[ Featuring L'ogan J'ones, JC Schuster, Ensemble ]

[The Electric Skates]
If you wanna rock and feel it alright
Bikini Bottom boogie all night
Hanging 680, sweet, rad, gnarly and tight
Bikini Bottom Boogie all night
Toe side, heel side, how do I look?
It doesn't really matter 'cause it's so off the hook
Faux haired, short haired, mohawk or bald
Or shavin' off your dorsals when your grandmama called
There's no magic potion, we'll jump in the ocean blue
Wa-wa-ooh
If you wanna rock and feel it alright
Bikini Bottom boogie all night
Hanging 680, sweet, rad, gnarly and tight
Bikini Bottom boogie all night
Ridin' like a squidley [?] may be so outta sight
But we'll be sweet poppin' bongo on a seahorse tonight
You snooze, you're gonna lose, you better make your wish
With this fin I'm gonna win so you can kiss my jellyfish
There's no magic potion, we'll jump in the ocean blue (jump in the ocean blue)
Wa-wa-ooh
Throw up your hands, throw up your fins
In Bikini Bottom, baby, everybo-bo-body wins
So if you wanna rock and feel it alright
Bikini Bottom boogie all night
Bikini Bottom boogie all night
Bikini Bottom boogie all night

[Pearl]
Yeah!

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Lilli Cooper - Chop to the Top

[ Featuring Ethan Slater ]

SANDY
I've been thinkin' how to get to the top of the mountain
It's gonna take a whole lotta determination
You've gotta chop to the top if you want it
Just go ahead and give it a try
I know you're scared, just be brave, you can do it
You gotta give it all you got inside and

Chop to the top
Chop to the top
Come on and
Keep it moving, don't stop 'til ya drop
Come on and CHOP!
Come on and CHOP!

SPONGEBOB
Sometimes you just gotta kick all that fear away
Courage with a good attitude goes a long, long way

SANDY
You've gotta chop to the top if you want it
Just go ahead and give it a try
I know you're scared, just be brave, you can do it
You gotta give it all you got inside and

SANDY & SPONGEBOB
Chop to the top
Chop to the top
Come on and
Keep it moving, don't stop 'til ya drop
Come on and CHOP!
Come on and CHOP!

SPONGEBOB
"Woah, ground so far below... sponge so high above!"

SANDY
Don't be afraid
I'll be with you all the way

Come on and chop to the top
Chop to the top
Come on and chop to the top
Don't ever stop

SANDY & SPONGEBOB
Come on and chop to the top
Chop to the top
Come on and CHOP!
Come on and chop to the top
Don't ever stop
Come on and CHOP!
Come on and CHOP!
Come on and CHOP!

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Ethan Slater - (I Guess I) Miss You

[ Featuring Danny Skinner ]

PATRICK
Never thought that I could ride so high
Without you
Everything I've got's so good
But not without you

And suddenly nothing feels quite right
Why does the sunshine feel like night?
I'm only pretending I'm alright
Without you

Now it's some macaroni without the cheese
Or peas in a pod without the peas
That's the way I feel when there's me
Without you

I...
I...
I... guess I miss you

SPONGEBOB
It doesn't really matter how high I climb
Without you
Oh, I can't enjoy this lonely view
When I'm without you

No one can make me laugh like you
Nobody turns my 1 to 2
Maybe that's why I feel so blue
Without you

Tell me, what's the apple without the pie?
Tell me, what's the French without the fry?
That's the way I feel
When I know I'm without you

SPONGEBOB & PATRICK
I... (I...)
I... (I...)
I... (I...) guess I miss you
I...
I...
I... guess I miss you

SPONGEBOB
Won't you get here, my friend?

PATRICK
Bring my sunshine back again

PATRICK & SPONGEBOB
'Cause life's no fun
When you don't come around

I... (I...)
I... (I...)
I... (I...) guess I miss you
I...
I...
I... guess I miss you
Oooh

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Gavin Lee - I'm Not a Loser

[ Featuring Sea Anemones ]

SQUIDWARD
I'm not a loser.
I don't secretly hate myself.
I'm not singing this to no one,
It's not the case that no one cares.
I'm not a failure.
I don't not have talent.
When others see me they can't see the nobody that isn't there.

"Now hold on, that's a triple negative, you can't NOT see nobody.
'Cause I'm nobody, which can't not be seen. Let me start over."

My life's not empty.
They don't not like me at all.
I don't not leave the house,
'Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home.
I don't stink.
I'm not a waste.
I'm not all alone in thinking,
That I am not all alone.

"Maybe I am a loser."

SEA ANEMONE CHORUS LINE
Hey Squidward!

SQUIDWARD
"Um..."

SEA ANEMONE CHORUS LINE
You're not delirious with despair,
And you're not calling true things false!
Hey Squidward!
SQUIDWARD
Oh this is weird!

SEA ANEMONE CHORUS LINE
You're not hallucinating this sea anemone chorus line at all!

SQUIDWARD
"I'm not!?"

SEA ANEMONE CHORUS LINE
You're not a loser.
You don't secretly hate yourself.
You're not singing this to no one,
It's not the case that no one cares.
You're not a failure.
You don't not have talent.
When others see you they can't see the nobody that isn't there.

SQUIDWARD
I'm not a loser!
(You're not a loser)
They don't not like me at all!
I don't not leave the house,
'cause I don't not prefer to stay at home!
(ohhh stay at home)
I don't stink!
(ohhh you don't stink)
I'm not a waste!
(You're not a waste)
I'm not all alone in thinking that I am not all alone!

"Clarinet solo!"

(Instrumental/Tap dance break)

SQUIDWARD
I'm not a loser!
They don't not like me at all!
Oh I don't not leave the house,
(Leave the house)
'Cause I don't not, prefer to stay at home!
(Not prefer to stay at home)

SEA ANEMONE
Yeah yeah yeah stay home stay stay stay st-

SQUIDWARD
I don't stink.
I'm not a waste.
I'm not all alone in thinking,
That I'm not, not, not, all alone!

SEA ANEMONE CHORUS LINE
You are not alone!
You are not alone!
You are not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not,
Ooooh you are not, not, not, alone!

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Ethan Slater - Best Day Ever

[ Featuring Danny Skinner, Lilli Cooper ]

Just six more minutes left
We've done all we could do
And whatever happens next
I'm glad I'm here with you

Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me
He said, "It's gonna be the best day, just wait and see"
Volcanic doomsday caught us unaware
But we're still here and Mr. Sun's up there
It's the best day ever! (best day ever)
It's the best day ever! (best day ever)

I'm so lucky, got nothing to do
I could spend five minutes just being with you
Every flower, every grain of sand
Is reaching out to shake my hand
It's the best day ever! (best day ever)
It's the best day ever! (best day ever)

These past two days, the world's
Been closing in on me
When I'm feeling down
I wanna lose that frown
I stick my head out the window
And I look around

Lava doesn't scare me, it can't disguise
This magic that's happening right before my eyes
Whatever comes is just one thing to do
To make the best day ever with all of you
Today's the best day ever with all of you

It's the best day ever! (best day ever)
It's the best day ever! (best day ever)
It's the best day ever! (best day ever)
It's the best day ever! (best day ever)

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SpongeBob SquarePants Cast - Finale: Bikini Bottom Day Reprise

SPONGEBOB
Busy day
Stopped a volcano, kept a town from frying

MR. KRABS
We found a way
Everything gets better if ya keep on trying

PEARL
A simple sponge can be handy when you're cleanin' up spills

SQUIDWARD
Sometimes you need a hero with some management skills

SPONGEBOB
Hey there, that's me
Happy just to be here
In the world renowned

TOWNSPEOPLE
Bikini Bottom

SPONGEBOB
How I love this town

TOWNSPEOPLE
Bikini Bottom

SPONGEBOB
Where the sun shines down

ALL
On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day

In the world renowned (world renowned)
Bikini Bottom
How I love this town (love this town)
Bikini Bottom
Where the sun shines down, sun shines down, sun shines down, sun shines down
On a beautiful Bikini Bottom...

GARY
"Meow."

ALL
Day
Bikini Bottom Day

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SpongeBob SquarePants Cast - SpongeBob SquarePants Theme

Are you ready kids?
Aye-aye Captain.
I can't hear you...
Aye-aye Captain!

Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!

If nautical nonsense be something you wish...
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob Squarepants!
Ready?

SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob... SquarePants! Hahaha! Ahahahah ahh

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SpongeBob SquarePants The New Musical Info:

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SpongeBob SquarePants: The New Musical (Original Cast Recording) is the cast album for the SpongeBob SquarePants musical. It was originally recorded in August 2016 by the Chicago cast, and released on Masterworks Broadway on September 22, 2017, two months before the show opened on Broadway. Since changes were made between the Chicago cast and the Broadway cast, this represents the earlier forms of the songs.

Length: 57:00
Released: September 22nd, 2017
Year: 2017

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