Germany is a very cool place
They have bands like Kraftwerk and Can
Germany is a very weird place
They had two big wars in the last century
Germany is a tasty place
They make big sausages, and that's their thing
Germany is a beautiful place
I went there last year and seen it
That is to say I saw the lights
And that is to say I saw the sights
That is to say I lived through the times
And that is to say I met a pretty baby
And that is to say these are the times
In your life that you'll never leave behind
Perched on the rooftops of Brandenburg Tor
I hear Wagner, Brahms, Schumann, und Braun
And down below as the tourists howl for more
It's Germany, Dermany
Germany is a very big place
There's Hamburg, there's Munich, there's Mainz
Germany, the exciting place
There's gluwein, there's Berghein, there's swell times
Germany, the political place
I liased with Stresemann in the Reichstag twenties
Germany be a turbulent place
I saw the great mutinies of Kiel
And the Kaiser, he abdicated west
So I wrote all those operas for Brecht
And the nazis, they ate shit and died
Although really, they fled west and thrived
And so the nation divides by a line
Between these two crass political sides
So now I yearn to go back and find
Her calloused hands interlocked between mine
'Cos it's this land where it all feels divine
It's Germany, Dermany