Bonjour! 'Allo!
We're French you know!
Our country is ze best zat can be found.
Ze food! Ze wine!
Are quite divine!
And famooos arteeests
Everywhere around.
People always make a fuss,
Zey don't know how to talk to us.
Throughout our heestory
Our accent ees a meestery.
We speak to ask ze way,
But everyseeng we try to say
Zey just don't un-der-stand!
Red wine! Oh my!
Brioche to try!
Our menus are amazing and so long!
Some snails for lunch!
Frogs' legs to munch!
And everyseeng wiz garleec very strong.
People don't know how to eat,
Zey seenk a burger ees a treat.
When in a French café
Zey never know just what to say.
Zey order feesh with cake!
We know it must be a mistake
Zey just don't un-der-stand!
Bonjorr! Hallo!
They're French you know!
Their country is the best that can be found.
The food! The wine!
Are quite divine!
And famous artists everywhere around.
People always make a fuss,
Zey don't know how to talk to us.
Throughout our heestory
Our accent ees a meestery.
We speak to ask ze way,
But everyseeng we try to say
Zey just don't un-der-stand!
Bonjour! 'Allo!
We're French you know!
Bonjorr! Hallo!
They're French you know -
They're French!