I could play the big guy
With muscles like Popeye.
I could be a winner!
They wouldn't mess with me,
They wouldn't taunt and tease
If I ate spinach for dinner.
I'd be real tough stuff,
Yeah, real tough stuff.
'Real tough stuff!'
Need to get some bulk
Like Incredible Hulk:
You could make them shiver.
I could be scary an' green,
I could be ugly an' mean,
That would make them quiver.
You'd be real tough stuff,
Yeah, real tough stuff.
'Real tough stuff!'
He's no match
For mighty King Kong,
Body-building
Could make him look strong!
Woah - oh - oh - oh,
He could play the big guy
With muscles like Popeye.
He could be a winner!
They wouldn't mess with him,
They wouldn't taunt and tease
If he ate spinach for dinner.
He'd be real tough stuff,
Yeah, real tough stuff.
'Real tough stuff!'
I need muscles big enough
And a voice that's gruff
To give the right impression. (sigh)
I'm no piece of fluff,
This ain't just a bluff,
I'm a bundle of aggression.
Yes, I'm real tough stuff,
Real tough stuff.
Woh - oh - oh - oh,
He could play the big guy
With muscles like Popeye.
He could be a winner!
They wouldn't mess with me
They wouldn't taunt and tease
If he ate spinach for dinner.
He'd be real tough stuff,
Yeah, real tough stuff.
'REAL TOUGH STUFF!